Berlin: Day 4 | A culture fix

I've already touched on Berlin's incredible street art. It's everywhere. I had considered doing a street art workshop (I could be a talented street artist without even knowing it), but decided I am all to aware of my lack of artistic talent and opted for just a tour.

I began the day at yet another cafe. This time it was a case of walking around Prenzlauer Berg and finding something that looked good. I ended up walking to the Mitte neighbourhood and into Marketta. There was no English menu but still quite busy. I took that as a good sign. I ate my breakfast (more bread) at a large communal wooden table next to a toasty fire while reading my book. Now that is how to start the morning.



The tour started at 11am and our first stop was the Turkish neighbourhood, Kreuzberg. It wasn't long before we were walking down Oranienstrasse, which I visited on Tuesday. Our guide, Penny, pointed out a lot of things I didn't notice before and gave me the background on things I had seen. The tour was a mixture of education about graffiti and street art (they aren't the same thing), checking out some great pieces around the city, visiting some galleries and even an African beach community, YAAM. The latter was due to be closed down the day we visited. It's a waterfront property and money trumps what the community has going on there. I was surprised it was still open when we were there given the impending eviction.



The below picture is a funny story. The artist, El Bocho, has done his own take on a Czech cartoon called Little Lucy. In the cartoon, Lucy loves her cat. In the street art, Lucy is always trying to kill her cat. Bocho has gone so far as to hang up stuffed cat toys in a noose around the city.





The tour finished up at the alley Annika took me to on my first day in the city (what are they odds) and after I enjoyed my first taste of currywurst from a stand in Hackescher Markt.



I used the rest of the afternoon to expore Prenzlauer Berg. Even though it was a little chilly, it's a great time to visit the city. There are trees everywhere and they look gorgeous with their orange and yellow leaves.



 



After a stop at another cafe, I jumped on the train again. When I was in Paris I saw an exhibition of Helmut Newton's work at the Grand Palais. His photographs are not to everyone's taste so I won't be surprised if you Google it and wonder what the hell I see in it. But I loved what I saw in Paris. What I forgot was that Newton was from Berlin, before he fled the city (he was Jewish). The Museum of Photography here was built by the Helmut Newton Foundation. It features an exhibition of Newton's personal belongings including condolence letters to his wife, June, and documentary footage of Newton at work. The footage was different to what I saw in Paris.

I caught the train back to Prenzlauer Berg and had a German dinner of schitzel and roast potatoes followed by apple strudel before meeting Annika at Kaffee Burger, a music venue down the road from my hostel. Friends of hers were playing in a band. The music is described as "gypsy pop" and to give you an idea of what that entails, the instruments used by the two bands we saw included a clarinet, accordian, trumpet, double bass and a duck whistle. Of course all the singing was in German - apart from one chorus of one song, although Annika had to point that out to me because I'd stopped paying attention to the lyrics and just enjoyed the music.

I was trying to find a sample of the music and came across this video from the gig I was at. It's the second band that played, Polkageist. Go to about 2:30 and then 5:40 to get a sense of the energy.

Berlin: Day 3 | Exploring the neighbourhoods

Berlin, like most major cities, is full of neighbourhoods so much in contrast to each other you'd think you were in a different city. To make the most of my time here I decided to stay in two different areas - firstly in Schöneberg with my Couchsurfing host Annika, and then in a hostel in Prenzlauer Berg.

On Wednesday morning I left my bag at the hostel and headed to Brandenburg Gate (again) to join a Sandeman's walking tour (again). I've joined Sandeman's tours in Edinburgh and more recently in Prague and always enjoyed them. The tours are free, but you're expected to tip the guide at the end. They make the point - and quite rightly - that it forces the guides to put a lot of effort in.

The three-hour tour covered a lot of ground I'd already seen, but at least this time I had some idea what I was seeing. I really enjoyed revisiting the Memorial to the Murdered Jews of Europe. When I'd come by the day before I'd just looked at it from the edge without even knowing what it was. This time I walked through. The concrete slabs are different heights and the ground goes up and down so walking through the maze of paths is eerie. Our guide, Alex, asked at the end what we'd taken from it and some people compared it to what many Jews must have experienced - feeling lost, trapped, unsure of where the enemy was. Apparently the artist who designed it has never spoken about his own interpretation.



Alex led us to a car park in front of some apartment buildings before announcing we were standing on top of Hitler's bunker. One kid on the tour asked if Hitler committed suicide on April 30 or May 1. He was relieved when Alex confirmed it was April 30 - the kid's mum explained he was born on May 1 and didn't want to share his birthday with the day Hitler died.

The highlight of the tour, however, was finally finding out what was up with the pedestrian traffic lights. Some of the green and red men looked as they should, but others had different images.

Here's the story: The little traffic light man is Ampelmännchen. Which isGerman for little traffic light man. No joke. I Googled it. The different lights were introduced in East Berlin to revamp the traffic lights. Ampelmännchen was also part of a road safety program in schools.  When the wall fell the city reverted back to the "traditional" signals until the East Berliners got nostalgic and asked for them back. There are stores that sell Ampelmännchen merchandise. I resisted.



The tour finished near Alexanderplatz where I jumped on the underground to head to the Friedrichshain neighbourhood.





In my pre-trip research I'd come across an obscure mention of a cafe called Factory Girl that took my fancy. It was getting dark by the time I hit Simon-Dach strasse, a street filled with cafes and restaurants. Factory Girl specialises in Magnolia - a dessert that's hard to describe. It's a creamy mixture of that almost looks like uncooked cake and comes served with all sorts of toppings. I chose white chocolate and raspberries, and mixed forest fruits. It's inspired by a bakery in New York that I'll have to check out next time I'm there.



After two helpings of magnolia I skipped the train and walked back to the city centre. The TV Tower really helps with my orientation in Berlin. If I can see it and it doesn't look to far away, I just walk. Gets a little tricky when you get closer and tall buildings block it. But I get there eventually.

Back in Prenzlauer Berg I finished my book in the hostel before grabbing some dinner. I'm spending a lot of money on food this trip.

Berlin: Day 2 | A history lesson

Back home in Burnie, the best fish and chips come from the old school take away next to a service station, not the fancy cafe right on the sand. Which place do you think a visitor is going to end up at? Correct. Tourists pay twice as much for crap fish and chips by the beach.

Eating out is one of my favourite things about travelling. In Florence, dinner at il Latini was an experience and a highlight. As was eating a Nutella crepe on the summit of a mountain in the French Pyrenees from a make-shift cafe powered by a generator. But as a traveller, I am disadvantaged when it comes to knowing where to go for a good meal.

So when my CouchSurfing host Annika told me she'd made reservations at a cafe for breakfast I was excited. And with good reason. I could have roamed the streets of Berlin for hours and hours and not had the slightest chance of finding Café BilderBuch.

The cafe, with its tiny front door, is in Schöneberg. Even people who live in the area must walk by without knowing what's inside. At the back of the cafe is a giant living room - it's the only way to describe it. The walls are lined with bookcases, some tables are surrounded by couches, others belong in a fancy dining room. There are antique lamp shades, beautifully framed pictures and lovely knick-knacks around the place.  Our table faced a grandfather clock and an artist working away at an easel.



If you go out for breakfast in Germany, don't be expecting pancakes or eggs and bacon. The dishes are mostly some type of meat or fish served with fruit, salad, cheese and bread. I ordered smoked salmon, but couldn't eat that much of it that early in the morning so instead went to work on the bread basket.

Annika had class in the afternoon so I headed into the city. It was forecast to rain every day of my trip, but so far it had held off. Nothing a hood pulled on couldn't handle.

There are apparently some great markets in Berlin, but unfortunately most are held on the weekend. Luckily on the good ones, the Turkish Market at Maybachufer, is open on a Tuesday. The market was mostly food - fruit and veg, cheese, meats, deli items etc. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I hadn't stuffed myself on the bread basket.



From the market I toodled off down the road and ended up at Oranienstrasse. I wasn't walking to anything in particular, but then saw this:



I figured it was worth checking it out. It turned out to be a piece commissioned for a street art program. It's done by an artist called Victor Ash. It's often confused as a Banksy and I found out later that some tours even tell people as such. Banksy, a British street artist, uses stencils. This piece though isn't stencil work. When you stand close you can see the faded grid marked out. It's the same technique used in painting the Sistine Chapel. I was slightly disappointed with the Sistine Chapel - perhaps if Michaelangelo painted a giant astronaut I would have found it more interesting.

Oranienstrasse turned out to be packed with some amazing art. I spied some cool looking cafe's too, but that damn bread basket ruined my appetite for hours! I covered a lot of ground on foot, ending up at Tacheles - an abandoned building that was converted into an artists squat. I'd seen pictures of its interior and wanted to see for myself, but it was closed. I found out later city officials shut it a few months ago. Apparently there is some covert access although I'm not sure I'd want to risk it.



In the afternoon I returned to Brandenburg Gate with the intention of joining Sandeman's free walking tour at 4pm. Unfortunately I picked up the summer brochure instead of the winter one that would have told me the 4pm tour doesn't run during winter.

Back to the streets I went, this time walking along Friedrichstrasse - Berlin's major shopping street. I walked all the way down to Checkpoint Charlie. I won't rehash my thoughts on that place - you can read them here.

I visited some museums, including one about the Ministry for State Security - or Stasi, as it was known - and the Topography of Terror. It's fair to say that I learnt more about World War II, the Cold War and the Berlin Wall in those three hours than I did over my 17 years of school and university education.

Berlin: Day 1

Who knows what attracts people to different countries and places.  I couldn’t tell you why I want to go to Alaska, Turkey or spend time road tripping across Montana. I just do. I also couldn’t tell you why I’ve never been that interested in going to Germany. I just wasn’t.

I use wasn’t in the past tense. Despite my lack of interest in Germany, for whatever reason, I’m not one to pass up a cheap flight. I had five days holiday and the flight from Manchester to Berlin was convenient. Well as convenient as an international flight leaving at 6.45am can be.

I met my Couchsurfing host, Annika, about 12pm and by 1pm it felt like I’d known her forever. After lunch and my introduction to German bread – which, by the way, is amazing – we headed into the city.

Our first stop was Brandenburg Gate. It’s a landmark in Berlin and I'm sure I was meant to be excited at the sight of it, but there's only so many European grand structures one can summon enthusiasm for. It’s only a short walk from there to Berlin’s distinctive parliament building, the Reichstag. The Reichstag is a building I can get excited for. The newer part of it (the glass beehive) looks a little odd, but it beats Parliament House in Canberra. Inside is meant to be equally as impressive, but you have to book days ahead to secure a time to go in.



We walked back into the city centre, to the Hackescher Markt area. Knowing I was keen to see some of the city's famous street art, Annika took me to some wonderful little courtyards and alleys I never would have found on my own and then we visited some great art bookshops (some of the photography books were incredible).





On the way home we stopped at the supermarket to get some things to dinner (I had to help Annika cook something with pumpkin - she'd bought one, but had never cooked with it before). We ended up roasting the pumpkin and having it with pasta and a sun-dried tomato pesto. Yum!

I love visiting supermarkets in other countries - sometimes finding the similarities is just as amusing (and enlightening) as the difference.

Berlin: The obligatory step back in time

Germany. Hitler. The Berlin Wall.

I wasn’t expecting much more from Berlin. Why would I? It’s all anyone really hears about it. As it’s a city I’ve never been too interested in visiting, I’ve never bothered to learn much more about it. In fact, I knew far too little about both issues. The Wall came down in my lifetime yet I was ashamedly uninformed on the subject until last year. After visiting Hiroshima I’m acutely aware how World War 2 ended, but knew practically nothing about how, and more importantly, why, it began.

It’s 23 years since the Berlin Wall came down – the anniversary was on Friday, my last day in the city. Berlin has put that relatively recent event well behind it. It’s wasted no time coming into its own as an edgy, modern, cultural hub. The graffiti and art that covered the West side of the Wall has exploded throughout the city. Berlin’s music and clubbing scene is so intense that it is the new city that never sleeps. Eclectic doesn’t begin to describe the “anything goes” approach to fashion. For me, it’s those sides of the city are worth discovering. But of course, you can’t escape the Berlin’s past.

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Only a snippet of the 155km Wall is still standing. There’s about 200m standing out front of the Topography of Terror – a museum built on the site of the buildings of the former Nazi security forces.  There’s another 1.3km at the East Side Gallery. I saw a slab as part of a display at the Newseum in Washington DC. There’s even a segment in Canberra. You can buy souvenir pieces, but by 1998 enough had been sold to build the Wall twice over.

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Nearly every tourist to Berlin will leave with a photo of Checkpoint Charlie – one of five former crossing points between East and West Berlin. Although visiting Checkpoint Charlie is like visiting Beyonce at Maddam Tussauds. It’s all fake. Apparently the only remaining authentic item at the checkpoint is the frame around this sign:





The sign itself is a replica. The sand bags are filled with concrete. The guards – which charge €2 for a photo – are actors. Tourists can get a stamp in their passport for a country that no longer exists. This, my travelling friends, is all for show.

The McDonald’s down the street is just tops it off, although it would be more entertaining if it has been built in former East Berlin.

I saw both the Wall and Checkpoint Charlie. Part of me wish I hadn’t set eyes on the latter purely on principal, but there was a great exhibition at the site that made it worthwhile. A visit to Berlin could easily be consumed with visiting reminders of Berlin’s Nazi or Cold War past.. But there is so much more to this city than standing over Hitler’s bunker or walking along the remnants of the Berlin Wall. Berlin’s history is exactly that – history. Berlin has so much more to offer....

The Lake District: Keswick

I knew when I applied for my UK working visa last year the timing could have been better. With the global economy the way it was, a smarter choice would have been to stay in my job in Australia - not try to look for one in Britain. But here I am anyway. After a few, admittedly half-hearted, weeks of job hunting, one position really caught my eye. The youth hostel in Keswick, a town in England's Lake District, needed an assistant.

The position was advertised as a contract until the end of September, but some shuffling with existing staff meant they only needed someone for two weeks. Two weeks of living in a gorgeous little town in a beautiful area filled with big blue lakes and rolling green hills? Pick me, pick me!!!.

So that's how I find myself here in Keswick. A head's up: it's pronounced Kessick. It has a population of about 5000 and it's a mostly older demographic. The houses are beautiful and it's a B&B paradise. It's also chock-full of tourists. The Lake District is very popular with walkers, as there's a lot of mountains here, including England's highest, Scafell Pike. I'm living in a house next to the hostel right on the River Greta. And when the clouds clear, I look up to see big, fat mountains. It's beautiful.

After just one day of work I was rewarded with three off. The forecast for the weekend was a bit iffy so I didn't make plans and instead headed out when the skies cleared.



Keswick sits at one end of Derwentwater, a lovely big lake. On Saturday I walked through town to the riverbank with the intention of having an ice cream and relaxing by the water. One of my favourite things about this countryside is the colour. The paddocks are so green. In some my photos it looks a bit fake, but that's how it is. There is a small hilly paddock that separates the town centre from the river bank with sheep in it, but also a gate where the public can walk in. Quite a few people had taken in picnic chairs and or blankets, just sitting overlooking the water. Dogs were running around but none bothered the sheep.

I bought some food for the ducks and sat on one of the small jetties throwing it into the water. Then I followed one of the walking tracks around the river's edge. The skies had cleared up and the threat of rain had been replaced with sun. The lake edges are rather jagged so quite often I would come to a little tip that looked out over the water. Then I would decide perhaps I would walk on just a bit further. This continued for a while. About 4km. Most of the track was flat, although a bit sloppy from the morning's rain. I'd be walking along the water for a few hundred metres, then through the bush, appear at a gate and head across a field, then back to the water. I eventfully settled on Lodore Falls as my destination, which is nearly at the other end of the lake.



The recent rain meant the falls were quite full. Apparently they dry up a lot when the weather is fine. I doubt that's a common occurrence though. I considered walking right round the lake, but I was without a map and it looked  a bit more hilly on the other side. I didn't want to risk biting of more than I could walk before it got dark. Most of the walkers I had met on the trail were quite well equipped. I had a camera, a water bottle and half a bag of duck food.

I retraced my steps: along the little stone fences, past the canoeists taking a break on the shore, overtook the seasoned hikers with their backpacks and walking poles and finally reached the ducks, with whom I shared the last of the duck food.

Edinburgh Fringe Festival with no pineapple

If the title of this post is lost on you I can only assume you have not experienced one of the greatest TV shows of all time. Black Books. It's a BBC show that was screened in Australia on the ABC and features two of my favourite comedians, Dylan Moran and Bill Bailey. If neither of these names sound familiar please stop reading, watch a few episodes and return. Without understanding the greatness that is Black Books, you can't fully appreciate this post.

Back? Brilliant isn't it. If you didn't like it you can stop reading again because we are no longer friends and as such you shouldn't care what I've been up to. (Frankly, you were pushing your luck by not having seen it already). My favourite episode is The Blackout, during which Bernard (Moran's character) turns up at a friend's house with a pineapple....ahhhh the title of my post makes sense now doesn't it. So what does all this have to do with my adventures?



It all started in 1947 when a few small theatre companies gatecrashed the Edinburgh International Festival. These companies intended to take advantage of the crowds in town for the festival, which was showcasing classical music, opera, theatre and dance. Fast forward 65 years and good luck finding a well-known comedian that hasn't performed there. This year The Fringe program features more than 2600 shows over 25 days in 279 venues. It's HUGE! It's a lot of comedy as well as theatre, dance, music, poetry and events such as the debut of the Potter Trail - a Harry Potter themed tour of Edinburgh. The shows are relatively cheap, if not free, and there is far too much to see than you could ever get to. It really is incredible. The Royal Mile is taken over with people (often the performers themselves) handing out flyers, actors in costume giving impromptu performances, buskers and a whole lot of tourists. It takes over the city.

I was in Edinburgh for The Fringe last year but only caught two performances. This year I put in a better effort. I came to Edinburgh to visit one of my best friend's, Yani, with only a vague idea of the shows I wanted to see. But the Fringe is something you can just turn up at. There will be something on. Of the 11 shows I saw, only three I had picked before hand. I found myself at the others because of posters, flyers given to me and sitting in the courtyard of the Three Sisters pub where there was a non-stop program of free shows in six rooms.

My 2012 Ed Fringe show list

Hannah Gadsby: Tassie comedian from Smithton, has appeared on Good News Week a bit. This show wasn't as funny as what she did last year and there was a very weird heckler in the second row.

Eric McElroy: A Yank with British citizenship who's gig was about national identity. He threw in a 9/11 joke. Too soon.

Lucy Cox: She was handing out flyers for her free show "Attractive Audience Required". Yani and I felt obliged to go. She was funny and sung about guys and dating. Very revealing stuff considering her parents were watching.

A Big Value Comedy Showcase: Three performers plus a host with a thick Glasgow accent. The three were up-and-comers and it showed, but still entertaining. The last was a middle-aged woman who made jokes about menopause. Very original...

Fark: A rather odd performance by Sydney's Madeleine Culp. She was named as best newcomer at the Sydney Comedy Festival. I'm not sure why. It was free though.

It's not us, it's you: A free gig in a yurt (called The Yurt Locker) at the Three Sisters. Four comedians who were not as funny as Steve, a guy in the front row. The host did the "what's your name? What do you do?" thing and Steve turned the tables quickly.

6 Foot Silly: A free gig recommended to my friend Claire and funny as anything. I answered a trivia question and then followed up with a dig at the comedian and got a round of applause. I'll keep you posted on my own upcoming Fringe show.

Bogan Bingo: It was everything you think it would be. We sung to John Farnham. They called Jesus the original bogan and the number 69 "the breakfast of champions". And we played bingo. For free.

The Vocal Orchestra: My one exception to comedy. The group of seven performed all kinds of music - beat boxing, opera, pop, rap - with no instruments. It was amazing.

Axis of Awesome: If you've seen the Four Chord Song then you know who I'm talking about. If you haven't find it on youtube. It's an Aussie trio and Claire and I got a photo after the gig. They lived up to their name. It was awesome.



Most of those shows were awesome and the most expensive was £14. The average was about £5 because we bought the tickets from the half-price outlet and the rest were free. But they were nothing compared to my final Fringe act.  After trying in vain to see him when he came to Melbourne (sold out) and Hobart (couldn't get off work), I finally got to see Dylan Moran.

It nearly didn't happen. Despite searching specifically for him, no gigs came up. Then my friend Claire found it. Two shows, one on the 15th, one on the 23rd. I bought a ticket not knowing if I'd be able to make it, but sometimes a slow job market has it's perks and come 8pm on Wednesday night, I was on the edge of my seat at Edinburgh's Playhouse. I'd planned to bring a pineapple, but in all the excitement I simply forgot.

I won't tell you much about the show, but he was great. He really was. It's always odd when you admire someone's work and then see it for real. I kept staring at the stage thinking "I have watched you on TV for hours and hours and now you're right there". He did read his own version of Fifty Shades of Grey and I can only hope he'll publish it.

Four days and 11 shows. It wasn't close to being enough. My thoughts have already turned to Fringe 2013. Bring it.

Cruising the Peak District

There are more than 2000 miles of canals in the UK. This information can be found on Wikipedia, or from my friendly canal boat captains, Mark and Ruth - and I prefer the personal touch. Mark and Ruth own Wandering Duck, a 69-foot narrowboat from which they help people explore England's Peak District. The Peak District is east of Manchester and thought to be the second most visited National Park. Now that tidbit did come from Wikipedia. And in case you're wondering, the most visited is Mt Fuji National Park in Japan.



Journalism has its perks, such as those rare occasions when one is tasked with doing something cool just to write about it. In this particular case that lucky journalist was my friend Claire, one of several ex-Advocate journos in the UK. Claire was offered a weekend away on Wandering Duck to write an article for TNT Magazine. And she got to take a friend. Turns out there are also perks to being unemployed and therefore free for last-minute adventures. I held off on this post until Claire's article was published.

The weekend started with a pint of cider in a small pub in Romiley. A car tyre had got cosy with the propeller and the boat wasn't going anywhere until it was off. In the end we caught a taxi to where the boat was moored, arriving just a few minutes after Mark had stripped to his undies to get into the river to pull the tyre free. We saw the photo though.

So about Wandering Duck. Ruth and Mark have worked in hostels and wanted to buy one. But they don't come cheap so instead the couple bought the canal boat and turned it into a floating backpackers. Some nights they moor and open it simply as accommodation and other times escort people through the canals. We're doing the latter. Claire and I are joined by five others for the two-night trip. The boat is called Rakiraki, which is Maori for duck. It's a little nod to the time Mark and Ruth spent in New Zealand. Rakiraki has four sets of bunks, two bathrooms, a double bed up one end (Mark and Ruth live on the boat) and a kitchen/lounge. It's snug.

The tyre held things up a bit so we spent the night moored at Romiley. Ruth prepared an awesome meal so we tucked into lasagne and cheesecake. There's an Honesty Bar so we marked down what we drank to settle at the end of the trip. It's easy to get carried away when all you need to get a drink is a pen. The drinking also didn't help our efforts at Jenga.

In the morning we are up early. There are 16 locks waiting for us. And these aren't the automatic, push-a-button-and-wait style I am familiar with after France. These require a lot of, winding and pushing and pulling. It's a good way to work off the chocolate brownies Ruth made at the request of Tim, one of the other guests from Manchester.

After the locks and two bridges, we relax with a cuppa and a brownie at the front of the boat. Every now and then we hear some traffic, but the noise is usually limited to a few cows in the paddocks and dogs out for a walk with their owners along the canal. The countryside is just what English countryside is supposed to look like (according to BBC classics such as Heartbeat). Rolling green paddocks, sheep and cows, stone fences and cute cottages. It's what I expect of Britain and I don't understand how people can visit London and say they've seen the UK - you haven't seen anything and you're missing out.



We're lucky with the weather. A few little drops which caused me to pull my hood over my head for a few minutes, but that's all. Barely even jacket weather. Despite it being a weekend we didn't pass many other boats on the move. But there were plenty moored on the side looking quite at home.



On Saturday night we moored near New Mills, a nearby town that we walk out to. It's a nice walk and we pass an old mill of some sort. It's a gorgeous building and when I win the lottery I shall buy it and turn it into....something. When we get back Ruth has a casserole waiting. We all turn to the Honesty Bar again and this time it's a game of Bamboozled.

After just 24 hours on the boat it felt like we'd been away for a week. The locks that we'd gone through in the morning felt days ago, not hours. I think this is what relaxation feels like.

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In the morning we were up early and docked about 11am at Bugsworth Basin, the boat's home. We'd covered 10 miles, but since the speed limit was about 4mph and we had all those locks, you can see why it took us so long.

A big thank you to Claire for the photos. I was still sans camera on this trip.

The fun and games of the Olympics

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If you're not very interested in sport, then I apologise for the recent content of Pegs on the Line. And I suppose, in advance, for this post. But then the Olympics aren't really sport. Well of course there is sport, but there's a lot more to it.

A few years ago, when considering my ever-so-vague plans to move to the UK one day, I decided that to be there for the 2012 Olympics in London would be pretty cool. Those vague plans remained just that and while I thought perhaps I might end up in London at that time, it wasn't something I worked towards.

Then, after a quick decision just two days earlier, I found myself sitting in a pub in the London suburb of Shepards Bush watching the Queen jump out of a helicopter.

Watching the opening ceremony in London surrounded by Aussie's might seem a bit silly, but the Olympics is, ultimately, country against country. So to me it was fitting. While a few references to British culture were lost on the audience, most went down a treat - Mary Poppins, Mr Bean, Mike Oldfield and Paul McCartney. It helped that Aussies love British humour. Some countries must have been utterly baffled by the odd guy at the piano.

The next day Claire, a friend from Tassie, and I caught the train to Richmond to check out the men's cycling road race. The sight of the crowds staking their claim along course brought back memories of the Tour de France, which finished the week before. The competitor list was also familiar - most having competed in le Tour. We hadn't got moving early enough to see the riders pass in the morning, but instead saw them come back through about 3pm.

During the wait we got talking to some British cycling fans who were very keen to see Mark Cavendish do well. The infrequent reports we had while on the course suggested Aussie Stuart O'Grady was part of a breakaway but Cav, the rest of the British team and the remaining Australians were back in the peloton. That was still the case when they went by.



The riders had 15km to go once they passed us so we headed back to the main street to find a pub to watch the finish. We came across a gathering of people outside a house and peered in to find the owners had opened their front window giving the crowd a view of the TV in the living room. It was there we learnt Alexander Vinokourov had won. He rode for Team Astana in le Tour and was one of the riders to watch the Euro 2012 final in the hotel bar with us back in Liege.

I later heard about 1million people turned out to watch the road race. The large turn out would have been partly because it's one of only a handful of free events and also the huge boost cycling has received thanks to Bradley Wiggins' le Tour win.



Back in the city we walked to Hyde Park to visit the live site. Part of Hyde Park has been sectioned off and filled with five huge screens to show various sports. Entry is free although it involved one of the most thorough security checks I've experienced.





Rain was forecast for the weekend, but we didn't see any sign of that while we stretched out on the bark. On top of the live streaming of events, there will also be two performances each day. Tom Jones was originally due to perform on Saturday night, but he was sick so instead we got Will Young, a winner of Britian's Pop Idol series 10 years ago. I was pretty disappointed Tom wasn't singing, even if the first I'd heard of him performing at all was the sentence "Tom Jone's isn't singing anymore". But Will Young was entertaining, certainly enough to have me nearly doubled over in laughing fits. He started the gig in a horrible Hawaiian shirt with the promise of a second outfit later. I thought anything would be an improvement, but I was proved wrong when he stripped down to a white singlet and undies.

With my trip being so last minute I wasn't in a position to get tickets to any events. The only ones left aren't cheap and the release of more tickets after the "seating fiasco" occurred when I was back in Scotland. But being in London was good fun anyway. The Brits have adopted an extremely patriotic approach to the whole event - it's Team GB first, London 2012 second - but just as their enthusiasm in Paris for the last day of le Tour was great fun, it's hard not to get caught up in it here.

As for the city becoming a commuter's nightmare? Not so much. The Tube was perhaps as empty as I've ever seen it. The signage was been improved, although it was pretty good anyway, and you can't look puzzled for more than three seconds before a volunteer asks if they can help. Nicely done, London.